INSIDE OUR PROCESSOR
100%
EDIBLE
MEAT
All of our meat has been animal tested, with only a few being injured in the process. This ensures that our meat is wholesome and palatable.
Handcrafted
Products
We use the highest quality laborers from disadvantaged economies to make and bring our products directly to your dinner table.
Contains:
INGREDIENTS
Our products are certified by the FDA* to only contain the most natural artificial flavorings and chemicals.
(FDA report 1954)
Our Wonderful Farms
Our penguin farms are the first of their kind. We are totally free range, and we sustain the planet by only taking the evolutionary unfit individuals to sell. Our produce is also completely organic and non-GMO. Read more about how we make our products below.
"HAPPY FEET MAKES GOOD MEAT"
Sitazane, Aygood (CEO of Polar Products, 2014)
GALLANT GALLERY
CONTACT US!
EMAIL: noneedtobother@pp.com
TEL: 669-236-0696
FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US*
*All contact forms will be reviewed to ensure compliance with company environmental and ethical policy