The Full Story
Polar Produce
Founded in 1920, Polar Produce (formerly known as Penguin Products) has been dedicated to bringing customers unique, exotic, and nutritious meals from the corners of the globe. We sell various penguin-based delicacies, ranging from penguin nuggets to penguin burgers, all conveniently pre-cooked and ready to be defrosted.
Our Mission to Reduce Emissions
Here at Penguin Products, we have been appalled by the progress of climate change and by the rapid rate at which species are going extinct. This is why when our new CEO was appointed in 2015, he set a goal: to reduce manufacturing emissions by 4.99% by the year 2055. This goal is a very ambitious step, but we believe it is right, as long as it increases sales.
Essential Nutrition
All of our penguin meat is high in nutritive lipids, and contain certain amounts of minerals such as iron and calcium. All of our meat is fresh, as we use our advanced surveying technology to collect and process the meat as soon as the penguins die of "natural" causes.
