These are your questions*. These are our answers.
*(curated by our team to ensure clarity)
Q: Are penguin-based products good for me?
R: Of course! Penguin-based food contains lots of healthy lipids, high in energy and essential for getting through hibernation (or lunchtime). Our products never contain harmful chemicals, pesticides or GMOs. Or, as CEO Aygood Sitazane says "Our products are mega-poggers, and contain no cap."
Q: Are you guys a non-profit organization?
R: Thanks for mentioning this! We are a proud nonprofit that follows laws set for nonprofits. We don't want to bore you with legal talk so we won't go further in-depth.
Q: How much are employees paid?
R: We mostly employ from the South American region. Our facilities help local populations by paying 0.99% more than the 3rd world country average. We ensure the health of the local economy by working with local businesses and governments to make sure our facilities stay in business.
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